Oh deer!

It’s that time of the year, first week shotgun season! This is where all of the wary monster bucks are far away to a point where bow hunters cannot shoot at. The only way to get this distant deer is the use of the shotgun. I am going to get in the woods this weekend; hopefully someone will be able to take my shift as I go out to hunt!

The original plan is to get out four in the morning and cross the river at five while the sun isn’t out yet, then get to land in order to not spook any monster bucks. The other hunters would never thought of crossing the river into public land as they walk in from the parking lot to scare all of the whitetails to my direction. My step-dad has done this a couple of times and witnessed the biggest buck in the neck of the woods. It was said to be a nine/ ten pointer with huge antler mass that you couldn’t get your hands around. That’s what I’m after, a buck with antler mass, not the lengthy tines and beams.

With a 350 pound structure, this was tough to kill with an arrow, this deer was in the shooting range a couple of times, but he couldn’t find a way to get the arrow in his broadside body without letting it escape injured. We wanted him down, I’ve got the muzzleloader, and he’s going down as I get him in the vitals. I’m excited once I see this huge antler mass strutting around in the dense woods. My range would be more than 100 yards, and it will hit with such impact.

There were other nice ones in the woods too, not with antler mass, but lengthy tines, and if I seem to never find that buck within only 3 days of my short hunting season, I might as well not let a nice one pass up and I’ll take it. My step-dad passed a lot of nice ones, but his clock is running out for “the one” and now that bow season is over, he regretted it, but here is my chance to get the deer he wanted.

It would be a nice addition to my small room, the wall hanger of this ginormous buck that would be my third one ever. So far the bucks I’ve shot have gotten bigger in count. My first buck was a tiny eight, and recently I shot a massive five pointer with hardly any antler mass, but this should be my third and biggest one yet. I really want this buck badly! I need more than just an antler and skull mount of whitetails in my room; I would definitely hire a taxidermist for 500 dollars for this monster buck. I would also need walleyes and monster muskies in the room as well.

Hyptonntist, are they real?

The hypnotist, has introduced us to this glowing light beams, it’s neon red orb spinning, the blue line going up in array, up and down, up and down, I stare as my vision starts to become cloudy around the clear orb. The orb is the modern fashion of the old tick-tocking watch. I look away, because I didn’t want to be hypnotized, who knew what your hypnotist would want you to do! I was oddly tired, not eye-rubbing tired but consciously tired.

The volunteers were out tired, and some audience joined with, as the rest of the audience refused to be hypnotized. I looked back as the rumbling music was over, and voila! I see all fifteen volunteers sleep, and very few of our audience as Kaela, who happened to be at our table happened to be one of the. They made sound effects of a gunshot, as the hypnotized people acted as if they were shot. Was this all a set up? Couldn’t they help themselves if they were being shot by sound effects? It was really funny, I couldn’t stop laughing at people I know being in their hypnotized dance mode. Some were shaking their booty like no one was around, some danced the gangnam style, and then the hypnotist said let’s enjoy the car ride! Made revving sound effects as all of them acted as if they were in the car, and basked in the nice warm sun. Then he said, oh an officer has just pulled you all over! They started to act stressed, every one of them, and our tablemate even cried. I couldn’t tell if this was a flash-mob, or if they’re too good at acting.

I started to get confused, but it was good, they were all good at acting. They should have volunteers who are nervous in front of the crowd, whom can’t act well, and I’ll see if they’re hypnotized. If they could act out, be bold, and then I’ll start to believe that the hypnotist are real. It amazes me how much they can trick the human mind, they must’ve learned by trial and error, but here’s one problem. Have they ever hypnotized anyone like me? With a hearing –aid, and if I danced to the groove and it fell off, now what? How would I listen to them as I follow their hypnotized instructions, would I be out forever until someone finds a way to put my hearing back on so I can follow instructions to wake up?

The thoughts were scary, but the experience is what I want out of it. I’ll still work at Hy-Vee as I get into college, and they’ll have that traditional feast again. I’ll volunteer this time, and I’ll tell the hypnotist in advance. They didn’t allow video recording though! So I wouldn’t know how I would dance as if no one was around, and I still don’t get why they wouldn’t allow cameras, what could possibly go wrong, would they be startled for life in their hypnotized process? This concept still amazes me, and I’ll find a way to understand the whole process of hypnotizing, maybe I could do that to any girl and they’ll like me! Well we’ll see how good I am at first. This is what I call one of a kind subject.

Break schedules

I know summer is great, thanksgiving break is good, winter break is better, and spring break is reviving! Why not reallocate all of our break time into one extreme break. It would be advantageous for me, because I’ll be able to work 40 hour schedule without overlapping other projects being in my way during the short breaks during school year. If we added three of our breaks we get during school year, we would have a total of four weeks off, and we would love to take an extra month off. But which month should we take off? I’d say November would be best, because I would be able to hunt more, but I’ll miss early summer, when fishing is at its peak. It’s so hard to choose! Why do I have to have nine months of school and only three months off of summer break? It should be more like 50/50 school and break. Some would love half days, but not all year. Others would love to get it all done, school every single day including the weekends, just so they can get out much earlier.

For me personally, I think I would love to have every day of school including the weekends, just so I can have only six months of school, as I cram all of my weekends off, my summer break, spring, thanksgiving, and winter break, all into one big break I would call the epic time. During my epic time which would be during the spring until six months into late fall. So I could enjoy the weather, hunt, fish, and all of the outdoors activities when it’s necessary. The only problem is the ice fishing, snowboarding, and skiing activities. Well school should give us a 10 day emergency pass, where we’ve got to do what we love to do now, and besides, it’ll be snow day almost often when it’s such a wintery weather out there. So I’d call that the win-win situation of this epic break.

What would you do? Call the whole year a break? Just so we can relax all year and the year after until we all turn 18? That would be a great dream to have. We would be healthy too! Our stress is at ease, we would work out more often because we have time, and we wouldn’t be sitting for eight hours at a time at school, storing our fat that we just ate previously in school lunch. Our demographic population wouldn’t consist of many obese people because of the school hours we spend too much time on. Some people want to learn at a faster pace because it’s easier, that would be one of me. Imagine all of my free time I would have if all I had to do was walk in school, move around like its trick or treating to all of your classes, and ask your teachers for concepts you don’t currently have a grasp on and once you understand it you can leave on to another class. That would be a great thing, we wouldn’t have any more surprise déjà vu’s, where we are like; didn’t we already go over this?

Things to Live for

It was 50 degrees and dead wind, it was approaching sunset. I went out to have step-father/son time to fish on a slow day of fishing, but the weather was beautiful. The coyotes were yelping, the river was very slow-moving, and the sun started to turn everything orange as it settled. The trees turning black on the other side of the river, as for the trees on our side, in which we faced the sunset, was turning into a very memorable sepia color. The evening feeling just turned into a place where people who were in a bad mood could easily be cherished.

This image below is worth a thousand words. I was walking on a fallen tree to reach to a good fishing spot, where the river reached to 8 feet, in spite of its very slow moving current. Then it struck me that this should be a great place to take a picture of any trophy fish I caught here, but the camera couldn’t get every geometric angle of this beautiful landscape. It was only to the eye’s peripheral vision that could be touched; the scenic land can only be enjoyed by sight. Have you ever tried to take a picture of the giant full moon that amused you, and it only turned out to be a tiny white dot in the sky? That is what I’m talking about right there, but this image is close as I can get.

Someday I would go fishing, but stop focusing on the catching the fish part and just watch the sunset, every sunset is different, from the same star, same goes for hunting too. It just seems like it’s something you should be appreciating every day. Then out of nowhere, Perseids, Lenoids, Geminids, and Orinids shine in the night sky, shooting stars everywhere, the night is lively, and the nocturnal animals awaken. So mostly it’s the nature that I look into, not just the fishing and hunting. The landscapes are slowly dying, to a point where the river is filled with sand, because dams are being installed into it, where dedicous forests are demolished into flat cornfields, where clean rivers turn dirty by factories, all because of those factors, the fish aren’t as big as they normally get, and the whitetails aren’t as big as their fossilized ones.

So decades from now, this image would be worth thousands of dollars to visit, you may call b.s on that, but think about it, we’re already paying thousands of dollars to go on vacations, why? Because the atmosphere of that place may still be preserved, aesthetic values, pure biome, and healthy animals, all you wanted to see, just the way it was centuries ago. It’ll just become more common for vacations like that, and you’re slowly noticing this as the population goes up and industrial age keeps cutting this landscape away, and the city lights will shut out the stars in the sky, and we would be in a trap.

So what to do now? Noticeably, the holidays are not being as cherished too, or at least in our family, because we couldn’t enjoy the plentiful amount of snow, as the industrial weather keeps varying, and it’s brown grass in the winter, and hot spring weather, where finding your Easter eggs in cool dewy grass is impossible, you would find it cooking itself, and invasive species of pests chewing it up, and you’ll never find your Easter egg again, true as it sounds. It may sound funny, but it happened to me.

AP CALCULUS! Arrrgh!

Higher Order Derivatives through implicit functions, with HO: DHI methods, oh that’s the easy part. I meant finding rate of the water in a cone dripping into a big cylinder, where you need to figure out how much water is left in after certain amounts of time and what the radius of the water in the cone will be at this certain height in a given derived rate. Geeez! Thank goodness I’m taking it now, so I can get done with this thing.

I remembered when I first loved math, but now where did the numbers go? Now it’s all strategic method of arithmetic order. Some dropped the class to do AP stat, but my brinkmanship for getting a 4 or better on the AP calculus exam is there, I want to understand these concepts thoroughly, and it will be a big part of my college credits I’ll have later in life. The average person will take 16 college credits per term, and I want to skip a term in college, to get ahead of the game, so far I have a 4 in APES, which is much easier than AP calculus, and two exams coming up from Econ, and this class, which I hope to get a 4 or 5, after learning all of the structures in literature. If everything went smooth, then I would be able to get approximately 20 college credits or so.

That would be a great head start, but I need to get this math thing down, and of course a normal response would be what would this thing to for our life, and I know it would never be used for real life, I mean who is gonna use derivatives to find how fast the water is coming out of a cone. Something smart people would do in their leisure. But I finally found out that it is a way to test your capacity of knowledge, so when you are going to get hired, you want to show them how much you know, and these hard math classes will get you up there.

Look at these math equations, tell me if they make any sense, it’s not super long, but it is pretty darn complex, I tried to make it as simple as possible, but each step is an arithmetic method that you are supposed to memorize and to be able to understand THROUGHLY.

Notice how the varible to number ratio is almost 1:1, and you can't just plug in the variable, just keep on shifting it around, and deriving it until it gets settled and you're now ready to plug in the variables, but you still have to know which ones to put in.

Junk food habit

Why do they call it junk food?! It’s so delicious; I can eat them until I get sick. I guess that’s why junk food is junk, to make people sick, but that still doesn’t stop the little kids eating all of the trick or treat candy in one night. It’s scary, cause if you get sick from eating it, and you have lots of them left in your house, you’re just gonna get sick more, it’s a hard habit to break. It’s not like vomiting sick, it’s just hunching over and feeling like crap sort of sickness.

I mean look at this image below! How could you resist yourself from eating all of that good stuff in between the Oreos? You know the consequences, but hey, it’s always good in the end and you wouldn’t regret a thing right?

I actually had a second thought, and started to stop eating this delicious type of food. It is the reason why these annoying zits are growing around, and no it’s not a myth Dr. Oz, I see it happening, and I don’t feel as great in the inside, changing my mood a little. I am also in health and fitness, and I want to gain more than 15 pounds before the track season begins, and if I want to do that, I have to eat the right food in order to gain the right weight.

My only desserts that I will make for myself are apples in a dessert form, like sugar covered, caramel apple. Apples have natural sugars too. If I wanted pop, I would stick to flavored sparkling water; it’s just carbonation, no sugar, caffeine, and a lot cheaper. You could still feel good after drinking 4 liters of that, and if you drank 4 liters of mountain dew, obviously you’re gonna get sick.

Besides, the junk food will make you sick, and will prevent you from your ability to try to work harder in weightlifting, and it will get you into a positive feedback loop, in which you are going to eat more food, and not decide to work out because it’ll ruin your “fresh” feeling, and that extra calorie will be stored and you will continue eating more of these deliciousness.

Thanksgiving is coming around the corner, keep in mind, if there is pie, don’t just go all YOLO and eat as much as you can, it’s not only just one time, there are 365 days a year, and you might come across this hundreds of times and never thought about it. Hundred times the number of calories of junk food adds up a lot, and that extra weight wouldn’t needed to be shredded off in the first place while you’re weightlifting and trying to get your muscle building hormones to get easier acce

Pitch Perfect, So Funny!

I would marry anyone that is just like fat Amy, her personality and everything she says is just too funny! The movie almost states a perfect college life, where there are lots of drama, interesting people, and of course the competitions. As obsessed as I am into music, this movie was the right one. I don’t want to give away the funny scenes, but you’ve gotta watch it!

It’s great to see the dynamic characters in almost everyone in the singing club, except for Fat Amy, because she is perfect the way she was. I just figured that they have a twitter account, fan-page of her, although I don’t have twitter, I would follow her if I had one at the instant.

This is a great lesson though, to be open-minded, and to join clubs to make new friends that can make a big difference to you. You’ll meet people that have a lot in common, because they joined the club for the same reason like yours. I like how the club is unique and weird at the same time, “I (sing your name) promise not to do “business” with guys and disallow wolves from ripping my vocal cords out”. The oath I just had to die laughing at, I can’t remember a time when I didn’t laugh for a minute during the movie. The trailer was funny as usual, but this movie had the whole stretch of comedy unlike every other movie. Some movies have great trailers, but not as funny as you thought it would be.

I’m not really an obsessed movie guy, unlike my brother, where he watches trailers and looks up EW. (Entertainment weekly) over every actor and actresses in it and looks up “rotten tomatoes and good tomatoes” A critic site of movie reviews. He said, In spite of all 35 movie trips he went to at Wherenberg this year, this was one of his tops, so I had to go, and it was great. I wish I had the comedy like they do, I’m just awkward sometimes. They are like a bunch of really good singers and very good at facial expressions and acting. I want to see more of these people in other movies; it is kind of like benchwarmers, why can’t they have all of the funny actors in different movies, so I can enjoy watching them as well?

I know with comedy, come with offensive terms, but come on, its comedy, nothing is taken seriously. Pitch perfect might as well be a perfect movie in comedy!